why am I doing this she asks...
no 'e' in asks she tells me.
Being corrected by this little woman who weighs less than most... sparrows
"not true a$$hole" she says.
Stop writing everything I say,... she says
She must live in the US for a grand total of 4 months!
WILL SHE SURVIVE???!!!!
we fear not.
then she will move to Rome where she will meet one of my ancestry and break his heart.
All of Italy weeps.
She will then live with a Britishman in the South of France and make illegitimate babies with lots of curls and write and write and write and write. and get a divorce (whoops, can't have illegitimate babies if you're married now can you -- there will have to be a boyfriend) and live happily ever after.
She whispers spelling corrections in my ear.
bitch.
