always amazing what your mother sends you

Top Ten Most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down.........
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> 10. The cucumber has left the salad.
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> 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
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> 8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked
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> 7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..
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> 6. Elvis is leaving the building.
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> 5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
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> 4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
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> 3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
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> 2. Men may be from Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with
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> And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....
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> 1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.
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sandy denny

My friend i know you've suffered,
Although you are still young.
Why was it you who'd not take help
From anyone?

Oh it's true, it's very true, he said,
Some hard times i have known,
But i have always overcome them
On my own.

Oh the pearls that you hold in your hand




They are beautiful to see,
But you show them not to anyone,
Not even me.

For you are like the others, he said.
I never can be sure
That you wish just to see the pearls
And nothing more.

Why can you not see reason?
Our lives they are not long.
Why can you take no time
To tell us all we're wrong?

My tune it does not change, he said,
And neither does your song,
And words i use them rarely
When i'm all alone.