Actual "Personal" ads in > the Dublin News: > > >
Heavy drinker, 35, Cork Area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested > in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and> has been known to start fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock in the> morning. > ------------------------------------------------------ > Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by longtime > fiancee, seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists> in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches. > ------------------------------------------------------ > Ginger haired Galway man, a troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and shirty > after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe> more. > --------------- --------------------------------------- > Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp cottage in > the arse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady, with a> lovely chest. > ------------------------------------------------------ > Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi > for the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM. > ------------------------------------------------------ > Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed > supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded twin > sister > >
August 24, 2005
August 17, 2005
sweet Nicky
why am I doing this she asks...
no 'e' in asks she tells me.
Being corrected by this little woman who weighs less than most... sparrows
"not true a$$hole" she says.
Stop writing everything I say,... she says
She must live in the US for a grand total of 4 months!
WILL SHE SURVIVE???!!!!
we fear not.
then she will move to Rome where she will meet one of my ancestry and break his heart.
All of Italy weeps.
She will then live with a Britishman in the South of France and make illegitimate babies with lots of curls and write and write and write and write. and get a divorce (whoops, can't have illegitimate babies if you're married now can you -- there will have to be a boyfriend) and live happily ever after.
She whispers spelling corrections in my ear.
bitch.
no 'e' in asks she tells me.
Being corrected by this little woman who weighs less than most... sparrows
"not true a$$hole" she says.
Stop writing everything I say,... she says
She must live in the US for a grand total of 4 months!
WILL SHE SURVIVE???!!!!
we fear not.
then she will move to Rome where she will meet one of my ancestry and break his heart.
All of Italy weeps.
She will then live with a Britishman in the South of France and make illegitimate babies with lots of curls and write and write and write and write. and get a divorce (whoops, can't have illegitimate babies if you're married now can you -- there will have to be a boyfriend) and live happily ever after.
She whispers spelling corrections in my ear.
bitch.
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