Top Ten Most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down.........
> by David Letterman
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> 10. The cucumber has left the salad.
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> 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
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> 8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked
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> 7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..
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> 6. Elvis is leaving the building.
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> 5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
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> 4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
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> 3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
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> 2. Men may be from Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with
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> And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....
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> 1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.
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