from "LAMB" by Christopher Moore (thank you Ledica)
If you could cast yourself, which one of Bathasar's concubines would you like to be:
Tiny Feet of the Divine Dance of Joyous Orgasm
Beautiful Gate of Heavenly Moisture Number Six
Temptress of the Golden Light of the Harvest Moon
Delicate Personage of Two Fu Dogs Wrestling Under a Blanket
Feminine Keeper of the Three Tunnels of Excessive Friendliness
Silken Pillows of Heavenly Softness of Clouds
Pea Pods in Duck Sauce with Crispy Noodles,
or,
Sue
???
